How to explain Advertising in a funny way!

"Advertising? Iklan? Promosi?
Masih dalam rangka jadi dosen-dosenan...supaya saya terlihat sedikit pintar dan dapat menjelaskan materi kuliah supaya lebih menarik... iseng2 browsing cari bahan yang ok dan keren...*haha teteup...pengen dibilangin ibu dosen yang keren..:P*
soalnya berdasarkan pengalaman menjadi mahasiswa....saya sering kali merasa bosan + bingung dengan materi yang diberikan oleh ibu/bapak dosen... pas udah ngerti...eh ternyata intinya sih sangat simple dan sangat menarik...cuma sangat disayangkan cara penjelasannya terlalu dibebani oleh bahasa2 yang berat...
nah...saya menemukan materi kuliah yang sangat..sangat menarik di www.advertnews.com
dan jujur...malahan ada istilah yang ternyata selama ini saya pengertiannya baru saya mengerti..hehehe...*nampak diragukan kompetensi menjadi seorang dosen-dosenan :P*
hehehe...sekarang saatnya kuliah anak-anak....:

What is the best way to explain marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for entering new markets